Leave it to Squier to create a guitar so steeped in the uncanny valley that it could only belong to the Paranormal series. Introducing the Cabronita Thinline Telecaster. This Tele breaks from the traditional Cabronita recipe by subbing the traditional 'Tron pickups for a set of Fender-designed alnico Jazzmaster single-coils. The result is a decidedly thicker, glassier response and a tone that's more associated with overblown alt-rock and sultry surf melodies than sock hops and dance halls. The semi-hollow design gives the Paranormal Cabronita Thinline Tele a devilishly light stage weight and a propensity for sweet, soulful feedback when you crank up to 11. Meanwhile, a bevy of classic Fender color options gives each piece in the series that irresistible mid-century vibe. The Cabronita Thinline Tele's string-through-body enhances sustain to create lingering leads and chords. Another feature we enjoy is this Cabronita's gloss-backed slim "C" maple neck, which gives you plenty of reach for jazzy inversions to thumb-over Hendrix chords.